1. What’s currently hanging on your walls?

A) Kmart print with Live, Laugh, Love underneath B) Nothing, my walls are as empty as I am C) Dog in sunnies D) A poster I found at my Nan's house E) Chaos and unpaid fines

2. Which animal would you like to see immortalised in oil paint:

A) Majestic horse in full gallop B) Goldfish named Beyoncé C) Judgy cat D) Possum eating cereal E) Chihuahua in a smoking jacket

3. What’s your dream house vibe?

A) Coastal chic with a side of rosé B) Post-apocalyptic chic with good Wi-Fi C) 70s shag carpet meets disco ball D) Cottagecore chaos with 47 houseplants E) A haunted museum meets Pinterest

4. What do you want people to say when they see your art?

A) That’s so elegant and timeless B) I don’t get it but I’m into it C) Is that a pineapple… riding a bike? D) This feels oddly familiar and I don’t know why. E) What drugs were involved in this purchase?

5. Your ideal Saturday activity?

A) Brunch with a perfectly poached egg B) Wandering a gallery and pretending to “feel things” C) TikTok & jumpsuits D) Rearranging the furniture for the 12th time E) Screaming into void

6. Pick a medium to express your inner turmoil:

A) Watercolour B) Charcoal C) Glitter glue & vengeance D) Collage & found objects E) Interpretive dance, filmed in slow motion

7. Your taste in music is best described as:

A) Soft acoustic B) Whale sounds C) Retro bangers D) Moody indie E) Screaming sax solos

8. What’s your food aesthetic?

A) Açaí bowls and green juice B) Cold leftovers in a cracked Tupperware C) Rainbow cupcakes D) Cheese, just cheese E) Whatever I can eat over the sink at midnight

9. Who do you secretly think you are?

A) A refined Parisian who drinks wine at lunch B) A tortured poet, probably misunderstood C) A glitter-covered chaos goblin D) An eccentric aunt who wears caftans E) A misunderstood genius or a raccoon in a hoodie

10. Pick your imaginary art exhibition title:

A) Serenity in Neutrals B) Void: A Study C) Unhinged but Pretty D) Accidentally Brilliant E) Don’t Touch, Still Wet